|or in other words "classy town" because the first guy we notice was 315lbs wearing overalls and no t-shirt.|
|high divers at the fair?! |
that tower they were diving off was 1,000ft in the air!!
they made me sh*t my pants every time they jumped!
i did enjoy their tiny speedos though!
|fairy dust and midget farts fill the air making rainbow colored sunsets.|
|i bought this chicken rotisserie for my next family fiesta, pretty excited to try it out.|
|first things first!!|
because at the fair dessert is a meal all day long!
|i'm a sucker for ponchos!|
specially ones that scream
"i'm a mexican pot head!!"
|this little shop was hat-penen!!|
|i'll take one of each! |
i need one for each day of the week cause i'm far to lazy to do my hair these days!
|shariana and i trying on legit western hats.. |
i settled for 2 instead of 7 (hubby would be proud!) a black one&a brown one.
|everything tastes better at the fair!|
specially with my ahhhhmazing new hat and favorite star wars tee.
|magical little tribal shop and little dream catchers.|
|real petrified indian shamen who grew antlers out of their heads.|
i regret not buying them to hang over my bed.
|found some treasures. i scored 2 magical stone necklaces.|
|no weight limit=big kids on mini horses.|
|obviously i rode the sh*t out'a that horse!!|
|i love freaks! |
they asked me to step in for the bearded lady, unfortunately i shaved my mustache and beard before heading to the fair.
dang, next year.
|usually i'm the perve, looks like i taught my friend good!|
|a fair must!|
|4 of us raced, this fat a$$ won!|
|i would be the happiest little mary if i had one of these slides in my backyard!|
sorry i had to, it's not a fair with out a creepy pedophile looking clown.
|i wanted to ride this, but it didn't look as sturdy as the ponies.|
|happy face mary pondering on how to steal a pony.|
|on mahhh body:|
my ahhhsome a$$ hat, star wars tee:target, leopard grey and black shorts: bp nordstrom, dark cherry stompers: dr. martens off ebay, cross body bag: marc by marc jacobs, bunch of random necklaces/rings/bracelets: from all over.
pics speak for themselves:)
in conclusion i've realized i need a giant yellow slide and a pony for my birthday!
but i will gladly settle for a churro maker!
let's make it happen people!